"Cheese" Game

 

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Lady Marmalade

 .....camera faces the inside of the front door of the restaurant .......silence broken by door swinging open with woman entering....she is slim with big hair, lots of make up, numerous mardi gras bead necklaces, too tight halter top and spiderman spandex leggings.  Music booms "mississippi queen" as she saunters towards the captain.  She stops, looks at his plate of food, sits down beside him and asks " you don't like the food sugar?"  Captain can't speak, his mouth is open and food is dripping down his chin...slowly shakes his head.  Lady marmalade reaches down, grabs something off of his plate and gently samples.  After a few chews she sweetly says, "it aint southern, but it aint bad either".