Thursday, March 20, 2025
Friday, January 3, 2025
Bar/ship name
"The Captain's Log"
Could be in the alley behind DD's.....
"The Lumpy Figurehead"
"Go Figurehead"
"3 Boob's Ale"
"Barnacle Boob's Snacks & Such"
"Shepherd's Pie"
Monday, December 23, 2024
Monday, December 9, 2024
Saturday, December 7, 2024
Lady Marmalade
.....camera faces the inside of the front door of the restaurant .......silence broken by door swinging open with woman entering....she is slim with big hair, lots of make up, numerous mardi gras bead necklaces, too tight halter top and spiderman spandex leggings. Music booms "mississippi queen" as she saunters towards the captain. She stops, looks at his plate of food, sits down beside him and asks " you don't like the food sugar?" Captain can't speak, his mouth is open and food is dripping down his chin...slowly shakes his head. Lady marmalade reaches down, grabs something off of his plate and gently samples. After a few chews she sweetly says, "it aint southern, but it aint bad either".
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
MS restaurant guilty!
==== MISSISSIPPI SNAPPER ====
• Seasoned Biloxi / Bayou waterman "Landry Boudreaux" settles in to what he expects to be a perfectly deep-fried, wet dream of a local snapper sandwich.
• as he brings it to his mouth, his culinary-Bayou-Spider Sense tells him something is not as it seems
• slow motion medium to C/U shot of Landry lifting the sandwich to his mouth
• c/u shot of Landry's mouth opening....then closing around the sandwich.
• shot stops
• c/u of Landry's pained expression ("Jaws" track-in shot - dolly zoom)
• cut to 3/4 shot of wall as seafood, saliva, and false teeth hit the way next to the portrait of Confederate General Lee. Along with auto parts ads, menus, dollar bills, etc.
Saturday, November 23, 2024
Night Crawlers
====== Night Crawlers =======
G'parents from California are fascinated by the size of Iowa NCs.
The fishing-obsessed GPs gather a BUCKET of NCs for the car trip back to Cali...or so is the plan.
They get as far as Arizona before being overwhelmed by the smell and trash the (dead) NCs.
#BooMa #BooPa #Script
Friday, September 27, 2024
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